Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of Polish!
This sea wench be a might salty near tha gills.
Me ain’t no addled blaggard that me don’t know me booty.
This ‘ere OPI Collection be the jollyboat in me seas.
I ain’t a lyin’ neither or I be kissing the gunner’s daughter.
Lads and Lassies, this ‘ere’s the swag that you’ve been trollin fer
Handsomely now, fix yer eyes on Sparrow Me the Drama
A pinker pink ye caint ask fer more
‘Cept mebe a chest full o’rubies and jewels
Stranger Tides led me to fruitful waters
Green as bilgewater but grey like tha mornin fog
You best be savin yer doubloons fer this treasure
Well, sink me!
X marks tha spot on Planks A Lot
I’ll be not trading it in for a keel full o’ emeralds
Steady as She Rose, sez I
Come splice the mainbrace
With a good horn o’ grog
Down in the depths of Davy Jones’ locker
Comes me Skull and Glossbones
Tis no black spot to wear this on yer nail
Now me hearties, this be tha plunder ye be searchin fer
Mermaids Tears, me beauty, Yar
Take up yer cutlass and defend this booty with yer lives!
Blimey Bucko! Make way fer OPI Pirates of the Caribean: On Stranger Tides
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